Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 ↓
The first result for “cop out” in a Google image search.

The first result for “cop out” in a Google image search.

NIGHT SHIFT AT THE LIGHT BULB SHOP (Part 2 by Aaron) - Day 6/12

So then a bunch of things happened that would take a novel to explain. I eventually left the light bulb store, but not before encountering my maker, a girl by the name of April M____. The experiments in the backroom were all in an effort to contact her. She had, for some unknown reason, taken a liking to me (perhaps my laidback way of speech or the way I anticipate events far in advance) and paid me a visit one evening after all the frizzy haired galoots had left for the evening. I recognized her immediately in the one shadowy, unilluminated corner of the store, like you would a storm, when I realized that the only real electric presence in the room was her. April sat down in a lawn chair embroidered in neon light tubing and looked at me, reticent and unwanting. I stood dumbfounded behind the cashier counter. I knew her name, I knew the contents of her closets, I knew her most cherished memories, I knew her future joys and nadirs - and still a void remained. In the core of her, there remained a hard impenetrable nugget of nothing that constituted her present. She knew what was going to happen to me, yet she wouldn’t tell me a thing. It was the most disturbing thing I encountered during my employment at the light bulb shop.

GREAT MOMENTS IN THE COMPUTING LIFE OF MY FAMILY (Part 2 by April) - Day 6/12

Aug 1987: Mom comes home from the hospital, so have a big party at the house using our settlement money. I make invitations on Pagemaker with confetti clipart and send them out to the neighborhood. Everybody comes. 

Oct 1987: I start volunteering at the library’s computer lab, because Mom says I’m going to need community service for my college resume. Stacy Bixler leans on my desk asks me if I can do that trick that Andrew McCarthy does in “Pretty in Pink.” I don’t know what she’s talking about, but I say I can anyway. She laughs when I try and says maybe I need to go see more movies. I answer, “maybe,” and she stands there a little afterward, like she’s waiting for something. 

Jan 1988: After another doctor’s visit, Dad mentions that maybe we should get an IBM, too. The next day, he goes around and buys one, and tinker with MS-DOS together. Later, Phil Ascher comes over and gives me the demo for Nightbomber and Kingdom of Kroz and we play all afternoon. 

Mar 1988: Dad’s prognosis gets worse. Sometimes he goes into the bedroom with the home video recorder, taping things that he says we can watch later. 

May 1988: I finally get SimCity for the IBM.  I spend all my time after school building up my town with extra police, extra firemen, and extra roads for escape routes, just in case. 

Old School SimCity (April). 

Old School SimCity (April).